hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

howdoyoudoyou:

I hope one day there will be a wax museum dedicated to Youtubers.

WANT IT. NEED IT.

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

I want to rip that damn thing out of Wes’ eyebrow. Sorry not sorry am I

drunkaster:

watch as harry styles describes my life in one sentence 

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping